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Joke: Asia’s best and more jokes

April 29, 2008







Asia’s Best:

PILITA CORRALES - Asia ’s Queen of Song.

LANI MISALUCHA - Asia ’s Nightingale.

REGINE VELASQUEZ - Asia ’s Song Bird.

GLORIA MACAPAGAL ARROYO - “Asia’s Most Corrupt President”

Superman:

Bakit “S” ang nasa costume ni Superman?

Wala na kasing medium! Napansin mo, fit masyado, di ba?

Tatay to anak:
TATAY:
Bagsak ka na nman! Ba’t di mo gayahin si Pedro?
Palaging may honor.

ANAK:
Unfair naman kung ikumpara nyo ako kay Pedro.

TATAY:
Bakit naman?

ANAK:
Matalino tatay nun!

Naglaba:

TITSER: Ano ang PAST TENSE sa LABA?

BOY#1: Naglaba mam!

TITSER: Tama! Ano ang PRESENT TENSE?

BOY#2: Naglalaba!

TITSER: Tama! Ano naman ang FUTURE TENSE?

BOY#3: MAGSASAMPAY mam!

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