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Joke: 12 Reasons Why Cellphones are better than women

May 4, 2008







12. A Cellphone don’t get mad if you wake it up suddenly.

11. A Cellphone wouldn’t cost you so much if you pick it up often.

10. A Cellphone doesn’t care how many other Cellphones you have had in the past.

9. You can go to sleep with 2 to 3 cellphones at a time.

8. A Cellphone doesn’t care if you have an artificial one in the closet.

7. Once you turn it on, A Cellphone will stay turned on for days.

6. You can feel and try out a Cellphone before you take it home.

5. A Cellphone wouldn’t get angry if you look up underneath it.

4. When you are done with a Cellphone you can just throw it away.

3. When in a party, a Cellphone doesn’t get jealous around other Cellphones.

2. A Cellphone doesn’t care if you watch TV or play with the computer all day.

1. A Cellphone doesn’t get mad if you silence it while it’s making a sound.

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