Joke: Pinoy At Coffee Shop

June 18, 2008









Pinoy goes to order breakfast at a coffee shop in Manhattan…

Waiter: “What kind of coffee would you like, regular or decaf?”
Pinoy: “No… Big cup! Big cup!”

Waiter: “What would you like for your breakfast?”
Pinoy: “Hameneggs.”

Waiter: “And how do you like your eggs, sir?”
Pinoy: “Yes, tenkyu, I like dem beri much.”


Waiter: “No sir, I mean how would you like them cooked?”
Pinoy: “Yes, tenkyu, I wud like dem cooked.”

Waiter (with increasing impatience): “Would you like your eggs… fried? poached? hard boiled or soft boiled?”
Pinoy (with increasing uneasiness): “Yes, one fried en one hard boiled or sop boiled.”

Waiter: “And what bread would you like?”
Pinoy: “Begyurpardon?”

Waiter: “What kind of bread would you like… white? rye? whole wheat? toast?”
Pinoy: “Pan Amercano…”

Waiter: “We don’t have that…”
Pinoy: “Okey. Gib me Taystee…”

Waiter: “We don’t have that either, sir…”
Pinoy: “Do you heb pan de lemon or bonete?”

Waiter: “Sir, you are wasting my time… I shall ask for the last time, what would you like for breakfast?”
Pinoy: “Donut plis…”

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Comments

2 Responses to “Joke: Pinoy At Coffee Shop”

  1. sandy on January 7th, 2009 11:23 am

    pinoy website to d ba?bat parang dinidegradenaman maxado ata sa joke section mga pinoy…a joke is a joke pero below the belt na ata…besides di ganyan katanga sa english ang kahit cnong pinoy no…opinyon lng para sa kapwa ko pinoy na ginagawang katatawanan ang kapwa nila pinoy…

  2. john on January 13th, 2009 9:08 am

    I agree with sandy above,most of the Filipinos today are pretty much good at English…kase I mean,come on! ung mga bano sa english old school na yun! even Ifugao tribes are good at english

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